Styrofoam Plates
Jay Leno: What's your cat's name?
Russell: Morrissey.
Jay Leno: Oh, any relation to the pop star Morrissey?
Russell: Well not genetically ... because Morrissey is a human, and I imagine if he had any progeny, they would also be human. Unless Morrissey were to conjugate with some feline creature, sex-wise. And whilst I would pay a ticket to such an event, it would be abominable, morally.
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